SEEKING
Bass Guitar, Drums.ABOUT
I represent The Peppermint Peckers, pioneers of a brand new musical genre: pervert-funk.
Stars of such classic hits as ‘Love Load’, ‘Pimp Struttin’ Jesus’, and of course the family-favourite ‘Porn Ain’t a Love Song’.
Everybody likes a fat bottom end, and we are no exception. We are a group of professional-level musicians (some of our equipment is worth in excess of $40!) and we are in need of someone who can slap & pop and also play bass.
We’d like to offer you a seminal (heh) role in this sexy, sexy venture, so we invite you to bring your instrument, your leopard-print suit and your favourite book of dirty limericks to our state-of-the-art, more-or-less soundproof (mostly less) shed in Thornbury so we can get funkier than a pair of Rick James' pajamas.
*Note: new band members will be selected based almost entirely on how hilarious their stage name is, as judged by Wilbo Biggins, Dick Pickles and myself.
Sincerely,
Baskin Throbbins
- Screen name:
- thepeppermintpeckers
- Member since:
- Oct 08 2018
- Active over 1 month ago
- Level of commitment:
- Committed
- Years playing music:
- 20
- Gigs played:
- Over 100
- Tend to practice:
- 1 time per week
- Available to gig:
- 1 night a week
Instrument experience:
- Rhythm Guitar:
- Expert
- Lead Guitar:
- Expert
- Vocalist:
- Moderate
